Tuesday, January 27, 2009

red light special: intelligentsia personals

From the back of the New York Review of Books:

Erotic Explosion. Let me blow your mind, your ultimate erogenous zone. Provocative talk with educated beauty. No limits.


So let me ask, because I can and will do so:
1) I'm assuming the topic of conversation is not going to be phrenology.
2) you know what, let's stop at one.

Is anybody else as amused by this as I am? Somehow I want to get involved in this racket. My sample add:

Mentally Dextrous. Nimble charlatan will tickle and test your depths. Clean, discreet, available for bah mitzvahs.


Yup. Think I might submit that one.

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