So about this weekend

This will be a quick, digest post, but some things I learned from this weekend:

• Waking up to one accident outside your window is not nearly as enjoyable as when it's followed the next day by another
  
• Apparently there is a need and love for the SF burrito that is completely incomprehensible to the rest of the nation
  
• Go see my friend's blog: Poo On The Menu (updated much more frequently than this old coffee stain)
  
• Going to the Bronx to play trivia is fine, as long as it results in victory and a six pack of delicious beer
  
• I need a new job that operates in real-people hours (suggestions will be gladly taken)
  
• I'm to the point with sweating that my balls have molded to the side of my leg
  
• Finding apartments is a full-time job. Being a gentrifier could potentially be the same.