Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Notes from the field, June 7th edition

It's been awhile, what with the valley of lethargic antipathy that is the post-project doldrums not coming with a road map or really any sort of guidance whatsoever. I ate potato chips for dinner, so there. My fearless readers, you get another in the long line of compendium posts that I seem to be so efficient, nay, resigned, to cobbling.
The notes:
  • Firstly, I would like somebody, more versed in the voodoo that is contemporary physics theory as it pertains to personal electronic devices in the early 21st century, to explain how the simple shock of walking up three flights of stairs can render, without external aid of any sort, the touch screen of a cell phone to shatter to the point of unusability. Because people, this happened. And it was sort of beautiful.
  • Secondly, there's a certain joy in the smell of a counter cleaner that it should smell like over-ripened, treacly and sugar-enriched oranges. The lingering scent makes me think my counter should still be sticky.
  • Thirdly, and tangentially, I had a grand experiment with cocktailing this weekend, which frankly worked like a charm. Going back to the treacle, there's the negroni. That was the base. One part gin, one part Campari, one part sweet vermouth. Needless to say my counter/bar area had the tackiness of a women's locker room after the visiting freshman-boys-chess-club ventured through the wrong locker area.

    My addition? Beer. Add one more part beer, let it rip. It livens and separates the flavors, seemingly transforming the cocktail from a fine late night summer drink to a finer, midday at the yacht club affair.

    Except your yacht club serves PBR.

  • Fourthly, and similarly tangential, a rule: the game of Scrabble should absolutely be devoured while drinking said Negronis. Makes the words so much crisper.
  • Fifthly, and completely unrelated to everything said above, so get over it. I've been reading this critique of Jonathan Franzen's eulogy for the novel, and more importantly, its relevance. Franzen argues the novel is dead, much in the same way that longform journalism is dead. Martha Nichols argues that it isn't largely based on the inherent suspense and gratification delayment the simple necessity of turning a page entails, further saying that the books that will most likely live on tend to be sort that you have to apologize for reading upon inquiry.

    I read the mood as more transitional right now. Franzen has a style more inline with American realism, the sort of Pulitzer bait that isn't very far removed from the practice of longform journalism. It's fine, but currently feels old and stale compared to the other forms and stylistic approaches engaged in currently (I'm thinking of the more European experimental styles, the philosophical novel, even the gothics). I still maintain that for art to retain its power, it needs to find the way to say things new, and while the realist tradition, with its power drawn more from the author's ability for observation than framing, ...well, the dusty layers of caked-on mold are starting to show.
  • Sixthly, finally, breathlessly, I've recently had two friends bemoan photography's place in the art world. Studio shit? Junk. I agree. Slice of life, candid, street? Maybe so. This is seriously a problem that keeps me up at night, so understand I have no way around it. In light, though, I've been messing around with the camera more, and some of these photos, while you may have seen them, I offer only for amusement and...my attempts at the ineffable. Because that's what it's really about.


Thursday, April 28, 2011

Back from hiatus (?) - movie night!

So after the near-loss of the star character in this psychodrama (namely, me), the inclusion of a ghost and a large preponderance of apparently contraband Russian porn being allowed to sift through, this blog is back up and running, albeit the slightly less kempt, the slightly more visual, and altogether being cobbled together in a place that looks like a warzone.

What happened, you say? A damned film class, I say. The result:




Now, I'm not trying to say it's good. It's a first attempt. Like first time even working with anything motion -- film, video, etc. And the sound design is essentially made for this size of interface -- when played on the big screen I actually blanched a bit at the lack of some sounds making it through, others I wish I could have tweaked a bit more.

My favorite of the feedback so far? "This is definitely the work of Geof Metz." I give major kudos to the author of that one.

Anyway, as this is essentially a reunion episode I'm going to keep it short and fluffy and altogether completely prosaic.

But the best tidbit about this film so far: When uploading it to youtube, it wants to tag it with "Horror Film" and "Mime."

I thought that was redundant.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Trying something new

Ladies and gentlemen. I'm not saying good bye with this, I'm just saying I've got a new toy:http://notthegiraffe.wordpress.com

For those of you who read this regularly -- and have reason to keep up with this other than the apparent rockstar SE optimization I did on a pair of posts that have culled traffic from Germany, Russia (oh, have I gotten a lot from Russia), as well as parts elsewhere for what was essentially a very very dull post (one might venture prosaic(?)), well, here goes.

I'm not planning on shunting this one, but I've got a little bit of dialogue exercises I feel like fucking around with, and what better way to do so than by pulling crappy, corporate photos.

Enjoy it, kids.

Monday, January 17, 2011

And thus starts the new year

Another digest post. Click off now or forever hold your peace.
  • Friday night, first the Brooklyneer, where, despite the guy in the "I'm trying to sell Sailor Jerry or at least introduce the world to the greater benefits of Don Ho and mayonnaise-laced teriyaki" shirt, the bar seemed okay. Actually, pretty decent, all the way around. But remember, it's the West Village, where people drink for the scenery, not for the "Public House" idea of the public house.

  • Battleship Potemkin. In a phrase, lovely, dated, and I think it gave me ADD. And I cannot fault friend Daniel for bringing earplugs.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Thursday Morning Grab Bag, and a little bit of Gross

Discombobulated:

  • I will get this out of the way: as someone who had only once in his life ever ice skated for the grand total of free, I have to give a rousing endorsement to The Pond in Bryant Park. That is, at 8 a.m.

  • I have had to twice defend my position of disliking Terry Gross, and I didn't even have last night's episode for an exhibit. C.I.P. In a conversation with Lena Dunham, the director of Tiny Furniture, she could not keep away from the middle brow catnip of "So how much of this story is really you?", stretching it to an infuriating

Friday, December 31, 2010

In defense of savagery (or, the year in review)

Herzog. I realize I haven't talked about the novel yet, not having formed words or opinions into full thought, and I won't do that here. What I will say is that all the revile, pissery, joy, exhaustion related to Bellow's masterwork is justly earned. It's also a grand example of a constructed from the solitary perch of anger and partial savagery vacillating to sweet. In other words, art.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Jingles and Ho-Ho-Hos

Movie notes from the weekend, which otherwise involved Christmas Eve-rolled to morning drinks and a compliment on my teeth. Amid a showdown between a bartender and a patron over who could be the most charming (the answer: both and neither).

The movie reviews, in haiku form: