Jingles and Ho-Ho-Hos

Movie notes from the weekend, which otherwise involved Christmas Eve-rolled to morning drinks and a compliment on my teeth. Amid a showdown between a bartender and a patron over who could be the most charming (the answer: both and neither).

The movie reviews, in haiku form:

• The Social Network:
  Siren line and scene
  Halfly flesh the ingenue.
  Who is Mark Z? Really?
• True Grit:
  Bridges' beard won't fool
  A story meant for Little Lou.
  Full bark no core in view.
And a bonus:
• Black Swan:
  Cassels, Portman sleep
  Villain Kunis stole D's beat.
  Grandeur, but swan dive.

I'll be here all night. Except when I leave for work, through snow drifts and for which I will need snow shoes.